Recently a question was asked to flight attendants “what is the craziest thing you’ve witnessed during a flight?” They wrote in and after reading some of the comments I knew I couldn’t deprive you all of this absurd kind of information so here it goes. Straight from the mouths of real flight attendants, here are 10 of the weirdest inflight sightings.
Lady nursing a ventriloquist dummy doll.
A man removed his glass eye. Put in a cup of water. The working flight attendant threw it out due to the lights were turned off on an all nighter.
On a 757 red eye flight. A man who we later found out had had taken ambien and had wine pee’d on a sleeping passenger in the aisle seat on his way back to the lavatory.
A man in the aisle seat clipping his toe nails during a meal service. Yes! You read that right!
A flight attendant that brought stuffed animals and held conversations with them periodically to make sure they were okay.
I had a man sitting with his wife and kid. The wife was asleep at the window and the hubby was sitting in the aisle. At one point I was standing behind the man. He had a fashion magazine and was stroking a picture of a model in a swimsuit. Creepy.
Woman came out of the lavatory naked. Flushed her clothes. Admittedly high and was arrested on landing. Captain gave her clothes out of his own bag.
How ‘bout the time where a passenger’s “cousin” tried to insert a catheter into his seat mate........such screaming like you’ve never heard!
I had a lady with her boyfriend board an all nighter from DFW to LAX. About 10-15 mins after take off we see two men fighting in the middle of the aisle. Turns out the ladies ex husband had been stalking her and bought a seat in the row across from her and her new boyfriend.
I asked a lady who was breastfeeding what she wanted to drink and the child lifted his head up and said "Coke!
Yikes. Just when you think we’re not looking, we see it all folks. Much of it you wish you could unsee, but hey! makes for great conversation starters I suppose? 😂 Can’t say I’m exactly looking forward to whatever strange inflight sightings I will come across in my career, but I am curious… and you will be the first I tell, believe me! Stay weird out there ✌🏼